Funny, Silly Jokes for Kids

3. Food jokes for kids

Q: Why did the bacon laugh? A: Because the egg cracked a yolk.

Q: Two pickles fell out of a jar onto the floor. What did one say to the other? A: Dill with it.

Q: What did the baby corn say to its mom? A: “Where is pop corn?”

Q: What kind of nut always seems to have a cold? A: Cashew!

Q: Why did the banana go to the doctor? A: Because it wasn’t peeling well.

Q: What did the frog order at the restaurant? A: French flies and a diet croak.

Q: Where does the Easter Bunny like to eat breakfast? A: IHOP.

Q: What do cows like to put on their sandwiches? A: MOOstard.

Q: What candy do you eat on the playground? A: Recess pieces.

Q: Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? A: Because she was stuffed.

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