What’s better than funny kids’ jokes? Funny kids’ jokes that parents can actually appreciate… or at least won’t drive them up the wall. Unless, of course, your kids are repeating them for the 900th time. That we can’t help you with.
You can get your kids howling with laughter any time by keeping a few clever wisecracks up your sleeve. After all, time flies when you’re having fun. Or, if you’re a frog, time is fun when you’re having flies.
1. Animal jokes for kids
Q: What do you call a monkey when you take its bananas? A: Furious George.
Q: Why are elephants so wrinkled? A: Because they take too long to iron.
Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator.
Q: What do you call a sleeping bull? A: A bulldozer.
Q: What side of a turkey has the most feathers? A: The outside.
Q: Where do sheep go on vacation? A: To the Baa-Hamas.