Funny, Silly Jokes for Kids

" \n What\u2019s better than funny kids\u2019 jokes? Funny kids\u2019 jokes that parents can actually appreciate\u2026 or at least won\u2019t drive them up the wall. Unless, of course, your kids are repeating them for the 900th time. That we can\u2019t help you with. \n \n\n \n You can get your kids howling with laughter any time by keeping a few clever wisecracks up your sleeve. After all, time flies when you\u2019re having fun. Or, if you\u2019re a frog, time is fun when you're having flies. \n \n\n \n 1. Animal jokes for kids \n \n\n \n Q: What do you call a monkey when you take its bananas? A: Furious George. Q: Why are elephants so wrinkled? A: Because they take too long to iron. Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator. Q: What do you call a sleeping bull? A: A bulldozer. Q: What side of a turkey has the most feathers? A: The outside. Q: Where do sheep go on vacation? A: To the Baa-Hamas. \n \n\n \n \n \n\n \n \n \n\n \n 2. School jokes for kids \n \n\n \n Q: Why did the math book look so sad? A: Because it had so many problems. Q: How many books can you put into an empty backpack? A: One. After that, it's not empty. Q: Why did the student eat his homework? A: Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake! Q: What is a witch\u2019s favorite subject in school? A: Spelling! Q: Why did the giraffe get bad grades? A: She had her head in the clouds. Q: Why did the teacher put on sunglasses? A: Because her students were so bright. \n \n\n \n \n \n\n \n \n \n\n \n 3. Food jokes for kids \n \n\n \n Q: Why did the bacon laugh? A: Because the egg cracked a yolk. Q: Two pickles fell out of a jar onto the floor. What did one say to the other? A: Dill with it. Q: What did the baby corn say to its mom? A: \u201cWhere is pop corn?\u201d Q: What kind of nut always seems to have a cold? A: Cashew! Q: Why did the banana go to the doctor? A: Because it wasn't peeling well. Q: What did the frog order at the restaurant? A: French flies and a diet croak. Q: Where does the Easter Bunny like to eat breakfast? A: IHOP. Q: What do cows like to put on their sandwiches? A: MOOstard. Q: What candy do you eat on the playground? A: Recess pieces. Q: Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? A: Because she was stuffed. \n \n\n \n \n \n\n \n \n \n\n \n 4. Summer jokes for kids \n \n\n \n Q: Do fish go on vacation? A: No, because they\u2019re always in school. Q: What is brown, hairy, and wears sunglasses? A: A coconut on vacation. Q: Where do pencils go on vacation? A: Pencil-vania. Q: What does bread do on vacation? A: Loaf around. Q: What do ghosts like to eat in the summer? A: I Scream. Q: What do frogs like to eat in the summer? A: Hopsicles. Q: What\u2019s black and white and red all over? A: A zebra with a sunburn. Q: What do you call a snowman in July? A: A puddle. \n \n\n \n \n \n\n \n \n \n\n \n 5. Knock-knock jokes for kids \n \n\n \n Knock-knock. Who\u2019s there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? I didn\u2019t know you could yodel! Knock, knock. Who\u2019s there? Cows go. Cows go who? No, cows go MOO!Knock, knock. Who\u2019s there? Owl\u2019s say. Owl\u2019s say who? Yes, they do! \n \n\n \n \n \n\n \n \n \n\n \n 6. Ocean and beach jokes for kids \n \n\n \n Q: How do all the oceans say hello to each other? A: They wave. Q: Why don\u2019t oysters share their pearls? A: Because they\u2019re shell-fish. Q: Why do sharks only swim in salt water? A: Because pepper water always makes them sneeze. Q: Why do seagulls fly over the sea? A: Because if they flew over the bay, they would be bagels. Q: How do you make an octopus laugh? A: With ten-tickles. \n \n\n \n \n \n\n \n \n \n\n \n 7. Insect, bug and creepy crawlies jokes for kids \n \n\n \n Q: What has four wheels and flies? A: A garbage truck. Q: Why do bees have sticky hair? A: Because they use honeycombs. Q: Why are A\u2019s like flowers? A: Because bees come after them! Q: What do you call a fly without wings? A: A walk. Q: What do you call a snail on a ship? A: A snailor. Q: Why wouldn\u2019t they let the butterfly into the dance? A: Because it was a mothball. \n \n\n \n \n \n\n \n \n \n\n \n 8. Brain teasers and riddles for kids \n \n\n \n Q: What gets wetter the more it dries? A: A towel. Q: What has a face and two hands, but no arms or legs? A: A clock. Q: What starts with a P and ends with an E and has a million letters in it? A: Post Office! Q: What can you catch but not throw? A: A cold! \n \n\n \n \n \n\n \n \n \n\n \n 9. Winter jokes for kids \n \n\n \n Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A: Frostbite. Q: Why can\u2019t you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she will let it go. Q: What falls in winter but never gets hurt? A: The snow. Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter? A: Because it\u2019s too far to walk. Q: What did one snowman say to the other? A: Can you smell carrots? Q: What do you call an old snowman? A: Water. \n \n\n \n \n \n\n \n \n \n\n \n 10. Anti-jokes for kids \n \n\n \n Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? A: Of course. The Empire State Building can\u2019t jump. Q: What did the muffin say to the muffin tin? A: Nothing, muffins can't talk. Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A: \u201cRobin, get in the car.\u201d Q: What's green, red, orange, purple, blue, and yellow? A: Colors. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall... And a pretty good spring and summer too. \n \n\n \n \n "

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